Guide to cat classified ads

Barn Cat Prospect ……. Big fast cat

Mouser Prospect ……. Small fast cat

Lap Cat Prospect ……. Fat lazy cat

Indoor/Outdoor Cat ……. Fast sneaky cat

Flashy ……. White on body

Attractive ……. Tabby

Small ……. Hard to find

Large ……. Always under foot

To Loving Home Only ……. Expensive

To Show Home Only ……. Very expensive

Needs Experienced Handler ……. Potentially lethal

Elegant ……. Thin

In Good Condition ……. Not dead

Free Moving ……. Bolts out the door

Quiet ……. Old

House Pet Type ……. Lame, deaf, and blind

Loves Children ……. Scratches and bites

Munchkin Type ……. Small and hairy

Bombay Type ……. Looks startled

Singapura Type ……. Looks terrified

Cheshire Type ……. Fat

Persian Type ……. Big and hairy

Maine Coon Type ……. Big and exceedingly hairy

Easy To Catch ……. Very old

Must Sell ……. Wife has left home and taken the kids

All Offers Considered ……. I am in traction for 6 months