& God Created Cats …

March 30, 2006

On the first day of creation, God created the cat.

On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.

On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat.

On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litterbox.

– Bob Hanson

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2 Responses to “& God Created Cats …”

  1. yskat said

    On the first day of the following week, the Devil created town councils.

  2. calsifer said

    For all we know, they may have been created by God, but lost their lifesavings to the Hideous Donkey Business in a wild toss at the local IR, and had to sign a contract in blood that they’ll obey absolutly – only there’s no vodka involved.

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