Fridays in Hell

June 2, 2006

One day a guy died and found himself in hell.

As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.

The demon asked, “Why so glum?”

The guy responded, “What do you think? I’m in hell!”

“Hell’s not so bad,” the demon said. “We actually have a lot of fun down here. You are drinking man?”

“Sure,” the man said. “I love to drink.”

“Well, you gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, guiness, wine coolers, tab & fresca. We drink till we throw up & then we drink some more!”

The guy is astounded. “Damn, that sounds great!”

“You a smoker?” The demon asked.

“You better believe it!”

“You gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world & smoke our lungs out! If you get cancer, no biggie. You’re already dead, remember?”

“Wow!” The guy said. “That’s awesome!”

The demon continued, “I bet you like to gamble.”

“Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.”

“Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you’re dead anyhow.”

“You into drugs?”

“Are you kidding?” The guy said. “I love drugs! You don’t mean …”

“That’s right! Thursday is a drug day. Help youself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you’re dead. Who cares!”

“Wow!” The guy said, starting to feel better about this situation. “I never realised hell is such a cool place!”

The demon said, “You gay?”

“NO!”

“Oooh, you gonna hate Fridays!”

Have a good weekend!

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One Response to “Fridays in Hell”

  1. Anita said

    Hey I loved that joke, gave me a good laugh. thanks!

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